MY PERSONAL COLLECTION OF PICTURES TO ENHANCE YOUR (AND YOUR FRIENDS') TEXTING EXPERIENCE!!!

AKA an exclusive look into my and @michael_circa91's text feed.
  1. The "Jim Halpert" which in this case is not Jim Halpert, but Zayn Malik. If looks could kill you would be dead. (You can see the subtle fire in his eyes)
  2. The "I am surrounded by idiots"
  3. The sequel to "I am surrounded by idiots"
  4. The "DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN"
  5. The "you have got to be kidding"
  6. The "some musician did something cute/amazing and I can't even" occasionally paired with the "you have lost all chill" (see below)
  7. The "you have lost all chill." Reserved for special occasions (when Zayn or Ellie post a selfie basically)
  8. The "i don't know why I'm in this group text and I don't know how to contribute to this conversation so I'll just stop it dead in its tracks"