1. Lol
  2. Jk
  3. You can't
  4. No matter how good you are at avoiding grocery shopping at all other times of the year
    (My secret talent)
  5. There will be an unavoidable reason that you will have to go on the busiest day of the year
    (Today)
  6. SHOPPING CART TRAFFIC JAMS
  7. ELDERLY PEOPLE CUTTING IN LINE BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE THEY CAN
    ?????? Should I let them??
  8. PEOPLE ASKING FOR MONEY
    😞 OKAY 💸💸
  9. Even self checkout is taking AGES
  10. I'm the physical embodiment of grumpy cat.
  11. 😒😒😒😒😒😒