RULES FOR SHOPPING
With me and @michael_circa91 💰
- •Never ask for help.Can't find it? Keep looking. Or leave.
- •Don't make eye contact.They will think you want help. You don't.
- •Touch everything."Where else am I going to feel a cashmere sweater?"
- •When the pressure to buy is too much put the item on hold.No commitment, and worst case scenario they call and you don't answer.
- •When in doubt call mom.Moms always know if it's an impulsive decision or not for some reason. Thx mom.
- •Play it cool if you drop something.Even though all eyes are on you 👀