RULES FOR SHOPPING

With me and @michael_circa91 💰
  1. Never ask for help.
    Can't find it? Keep looking. Or leave.
  2. Don't make eye contact.
    They will think you want help. You don't.
  3. Touch everything.
    "Where else am I going to feel a cashmere sweater?"
  4. When the pressure to buy is too much put the item on hold.
    No commitment, and worst case scenario they call and you don't answer.
  5. When in doubt call mom.
    Moms always know if it's an impulsive decision or not for some reason. Thx mom.
  6. Play it cool if you drop something.
    Even though all eyes are on you 👀