THINGS WE ALWAYS GIVE A HARD TIME
@michael_circa91 and I will bring the shade
- •Seth MeyersI want to shove his laugh down his throat.
- •USBank StadiumYou'd think with the frowning Jesus mural watching they could use our tax money a little better. 💥🔫
- •The SystemDoesn't stand a chance.
- •Dan RothmanProfessional third wheel. (Honestly this guy is the NICEST dude ever. We just make the rudest jokes and laugh so hard. No reason.)
- •Souped Up TrucksTell me more about how you're NOT compensating for your small penis.
- •Parking"What are you gonna do? Give me a ticket?" *gets ticket*
- •Lorne MichaelsWHERE R U
- •OurselvesAttend a concert. Collect a LIFE tile and not much else.