TIMES MY DAD WAS CONCERNED ABOUT ME BEING AN "ADULT"

  1. I asked him if I needed to keep this "receipt thing?" He said "YES THATS YOUR REGISTRATION... FOR YOUR CAR!!"
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  2. When I asked him "how much do you think pilot insurance is?"
    A lot apparently.
  3. When I paid $350 for a concert ticket.
    "I get a free t-shirt!!"