Clearly not my hometown
  1. Go to the Galleria mall in the valley
    Shop at Benetton and Koala Blue
  2. Go to the beach
    Where you see an oily bohunk and give him the TV eye (twat vibe). Write your phone number on his arm.
  3. Discover later he's a punk rocker who goes to Hollywood High
    Fall in love with him anyway, despite what Brad has to say about it
  4. Go with him to a party in Malibu
    Do cocaine til your nose bleeds. Meet his friends Julian, Blair, Clay, Trent, Rip, and some chick named Rollergirl
  5. Learn how to surf
    Spray paint "Vals go home" on someone's Cabriolet.