A think piece. Thanks @bjnovak
  1. They don't give a fuck
    They've lived long enough to know that nothing matters so they just do whatever they want. Felt.
  2. They like their grandkids better than their own kids.
    Because they know they ain't responsible if the kid ends up sucking
  3. They know how to pinch a penny
  4. They know when you're supposed to take your hat off
    They know all hat etiquette in general
  5. All they need is a place to sit and then they're pretty much fine.
  6. They don't get bored.
  7. They know how to play card games
  8. They are entertained by magic tricks
  9. When they get angry it's funny
  10. They eat alone like it ain't no thing