1. Tim Hull
    My bff who transferred to NYU after his first year
  2. The Socially Conscience Wigger
  3. The bitchy girl with dreads
    When I asked her where she was from she said "Earth".
  4. Straightedge Hardcore Superhero of Teen Angst
  5. e.e Williams
    This chick who would get wasted every night with a few of her friends and recite poetry, talk about plays like "Rhinoceros" and was definitely too old to still be living in the dorm. She had a scar on her head from a car accident that apparently helped her afford Hampshire. She made us watch Spartacus.
  6. SAGA crush
    This guy I had a crush on who I would stalk in the dining hall (Saga). I made him a Valentine and put it under his door anonymously. He didn't like me back tho.
  7. Tomato On A Toothpick
    Just some chick we thought looked like a tomato on a toothpick.
  8. Hairy Peanut
    A girl we could only describe as looking like a hairy peanut.