HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE FIRST YEAR HALLMATES

  1. 1.
    Tim Hull
    My bff who transferred to NYU after his first year
  2. 2.
    The Socially Conscience Wigger
  3. 3.
    The bitchy girl with dreads
    When I asked her where she was from she said "Earth".
  4. 4.
    Straightedge Hardcore Superhero of Teen Angst
  5. 5.
    e.e Williams
    This chick who would get wasted every night with a few of her friends and recite poetry, talk about plays like "Rhinoceros" and was definitely too old to still be living in the dorm. She had a scar on her head from a car accident that apparently helped her afford Hampshire. She made us watch Spartacus.
  6. 6.
    SAGA crush
    This guy I had a crush on who I would stalk in the dining hall (Saga). I made him a Valentine and put it under his door anonymously. He didn't like me back tho.
  7. 7.
    Tomato On A Toothpick
    Just some chick we thought looked like a tomato on a toothpick.
  8. 8.
    Hairy Peanut
    A girl we could only describe as looking like a hairy peanut.