HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE FIRST YEAR HALLMATES
- 1.Tim HullMy bff who transferred to NYU after his first year
- 2.The Socially Conscience Wigger
- 3.The bitchy girl with dreadsWhen I asked her where she was from she said "Earth".
- 4.Straightedge Hardcore Superhero of Teen Angst
- 5.e.e WilliamsThis chick who would get wasted every night with a few of her friends and recite poetry, talk about plays like "Rhinoceros" and was definitely too old to still be living in the dorm. She had a scar on her head from a car accident that apparently helped her afford Hampshire. She made us watch Spartacus.
- 6.SAGA crushThis guy I had a crush on who I would stalk in the dining hall (Saga). I made him a Valentine and put it under his door anonymously. He didn't like me back tho.
- 7.Tomato On A ToothpickJust some chick we thought looked like a tomato on a toothpick.
- 8.Hairy PeanutA girl we could only describe as looking like a hairy peanut.