LIST OF DEMANDS
In order to negotiate, here's what I'll need...
- •Stop making food so damn spicy. Especially you, California.Can't Earth just find a way for people to make their own shit as spicy as they want it? "Mild" in LA means spicy. I got a chicken salad sandwich for lunch... IT WAS SPICY. Not cool.
- •Assume that I want rice!I'm talking to you Chinese and Indian delivery.
- •Mandated therapy for all.And while we're at it, group and couples too. Is not a proven enough fact that repressed emotions are killing us? WHAT DO YOU THINK STRESS IS?
- •Cinnamon donuts via Entemann's and Gummi Bears via Trader J's
- •One more hour in a day
- •8 perfect, peaceful hours of sleep
- •To be able to read Judd
- •@shinyunicorn to be my next door neighbor for life
- •Proof of UFO's and ghosts but only if the ghost is Harris and he's not mean
- •@white_lightning to live across the street