THINGS MY MOM DOESNT CARE FOR

Inspired by Charlie C
  1. Pretty Woman
    "I don't think it sends a good message."
  2. Thrift stores
    "They're not for me."
  3. Bowls that are concave and actually hold their contents inside.
    "These are bowls! They're dinner bowls-- not indented plates!"
  4. My dads sisters.
  5. Boyhood
    "It was too boring"
  6. Her old boss
    "She was a complete idiot."
  7. Joy, her ex BFF
    "She was too miserable all the time."
  8. Having a pool
    "It lowers the value of a house."
  9. Joni Mitchell, most female singers
    "Enough already."