THINGS THAT ARE TERRIFYING

  1. The flash of light that happens before the bulb dies
  2. The large, empty masses of land that exist on each side of the highway.
  3. Claymation
  4. When my dog barks at nothing
  5. The sound of someone tapping on a window
  6. Having to pull over
  7. Other people's dads
  8. Getting yelled at by a British person
  9. Knock on the door when you're not expecting anyone (doorbell counts)
  10. Fumigation tents
  11. Empty schoolbus (at night)
  12. The sound of a person whistling
  13. "Website not found"
  14. My house smells bad
    ... And Paul and I are too used to it to notice.
  15. Asian women with face masks
    What do they know that we don't?