THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID TO A DUDE

  1. "You should really consider watching your tone"
  2. "I didn't want to hurt your feelings"
  3. "Smile! // You look like your dog just died."// "What's wrong?"
  4. "Have you ever considered teaching?"
  5. "sheesh tell me how you REALLY feel" (when your TONE is apprently too much
    Suggested by   @white_lightning
  6. "I think you just need to calm down/relax" (when you're arguing your point)
    Suggested by   @Abby
  7. "You have such a pretty face." (Said to the plump only.)
    Suggested by   @hillarykerr
  8. "Just have a glass of white wine and see how you feel"
    Suggested by   @MirandaBerman
  9. "You should smile more often"
    You already said this, but I feel like it's my life's mission to share this image
    Suggested by   @celine
  10. "You know how emotional you get when you are hungry/sleepy/full/hyper/ literally insert any shitty adjective."
    Suggested by   @videodrew
  11. *very unflattering comparison to your mother*
    Suggested by   @videodrew
  12. "Why are you so worked up? Is it.....you know....your time?"
    the classic
    Suggested by   @kristen
  13. "Should you be eating that?"
    Suggested by   @DanaDigsYou
  14. "It's not attractive when you make that face."
    Suggested by   @videodrew
  15. JUST BREATHE
    Suggested by   @videodrew
  16. "Move over, I'll drive."
  17. *gently touches face* "Has anyone told you you're beautiful before?"
    Suggested by   @videodrew