THINGS YOU WONT SEE AT MY WEDDING
No judgements, I just gotta do me (and Paul)
- •A ChuppaAm I spelling that correctly? Anyway our wedding is indoors and I'm not Jewish enough to care.
- •A special dance with my dadEw
- •A "first dance" with Paul where everyone watched us slow dance.Awkward much? We also don't have a "song" but if we did it might be let the river run from working girl cuz we sing that a lot in our house.
- •Assigned seatingHow about freedom seating where you get to be the boss of yourself for once in your goddamned life?
- •A veilI opted for a flower crown even tho veils are fun and pretty
- •BridesmaidsFor why? What do they do?
- •Dinner timeMore like all u can eat Mexican buffet time
- •My moms friendsI fought the law and I won
- •ShortsI'll throw you out if you show up to my wedding in shorts. How dare you?