Things I think when I run 🏃

#chubbyrunners
  1. I hate this I hate this I hate this
  2. Why did I think this was a good idea
  3. This is the gd worst
  4. I would feel more inspired to do better if there was a wolf chasing me or something
  5. That guy thinks he's doing a lunge but he's really just trying to fix his wedgie inconspicuously
  6. Why did I have to eat all that food when I was younger
  7. I wonder what I look like when I run. Like what's my belly's jiggly to non-jiggly ratio.
  8. Hey I can run faster than that skinny bitch over there! Ha ha!
  9. But i still really hate this