Things I think when I run 🏃
- •I hate this I hate this I hate this
- •Why did I think this was a good idea
- •This is the gd worst
- •I would feel more inspired to do better if there was a wolf chasing me or something
- •That guy thinks he's doing a lunge but he's really just trying to fix his wedgie inconspicuously
- •Why did I have to eat all that food when I was younger
- •I wonder what I look like when I run. Like what's my belly's jiggly to non-jiggly ratio.
- •Hey I can run faster than that skinny bitch over there! Ha ha!
- •But i still really hate this