EFFECTS OF EACH M&M COLOR, ACCORDING TO THE LORE OF MY MIDDLE SCHOOL

I think some of these may be fairly universal (Green), but if you've heard differently about any of their prescribed uses, let me know. Want to make sure I'm eating the right ones for desired results.
  1. Yellow
    Give you B.O.
  2. Green
    Make you horny.
  3. Brown
    Make you poop.
  4. Red
    Make you fall in love.
  5. Orange
    Make your boobs grow.
  6. Tan
    So forgettable I forgot.
  7. Blue
    Did not exist.