I'm moving out of my house after a long time. Why do I have any of this shit? What was I thinking?? Let me be your cautionary tale: purge your junk now.
  1. Good thing I kept this cellphone box for ten years! Also, LOTS of blank CDs.
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  2. Relevant publications.
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  3. "LITTLE SCOOPS" temporary tattoo, never applied but slightly damaged.
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  4. Actually, this bag is pretty cool.
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  5. Box full of old clocks/radios. If I don't keep them, who will??
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    Dream Machine! P'jammer!
  6. "Beautiful Girls" (1996) soundtrack on pirated audio cassette.
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  7. A triple threat: one of those t-shirt looper things, a suggestive valentine, and a tiny teal recorder.
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  8. Oh good, found my "Sweden" pencil!
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  9. And my Clinton/Gore campaign sign.
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  10. And my Spring 2007 issue of "Karaoke Scene Magazine."
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    "Serving the karaoke community since 1993."
  11. As well as my Michael Jackson Ring Pop trading cards.
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    These are maybe valuable? Too bad I'll never get my shit together enough to put them on Ebay.
  12. Bonus item: this poster.
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  13. This awesome phone.
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    I miss when phones were tiny!
  14. This basket of totally reasonable items.
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    Including my "sports" Girl Scouts patch. No idea how I earned that one.