THINGS MY GRANDMA HAS OFFERED ME SINCE I ARRIVED AT HER HOUSE

5 hours ago. The bounty of grandma's house is a force to be reckoned with. (Will edit this list to update as more offers are made)
  1. A myriad of homemade food items made from things she grew and harvested herself.
    Pepper jelly, pickled green beans, zucchini bread, etc.
  2. A literal pile of cashmere sweaters.
    Seriously. Her friend just gave her a bunch that didn't fit her anymore, so she apparently had these just "kicking around."
  3. A $40 wheel of cheese
    This is our Christmas present from her every year.
  4. Opportunity to watch "My Cousin Vinny" with her on VHS.
    Accepted.
  5. A "Bailey's Nightcap"
  6. Fresh baked scones with homemade jam