2. "OK, phew, nothing. Never mind!"
  3. Repeat.
  4. "I wonder what the *safest* city is? Can I get a job there and Airbnb the house I just bought in Portland?"
  5. "Pop quiz: the earthquake happens right now. Do you shelter in-place or run outside?"
    The building I work in definitely isn't going to stay standing, so if I'm at work while thinking this the answer is always "run outside."
  6. "That's it, never going to the coast again."
    Suggested by @sloan
  7. That was the longest thing I read on the internet since the 90s and I only read the first half.
    Suggested by @elooto
  8. "Maybe all these gang shootings aren't so bad after all."
    Suggested by @elooto