WAYS PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE SELF-DEPRECATING WHILE ACTUALLY BRAGGING➕

I guess this is just a humblebrag. Add your least favorites!
  1. "Sorry, I'm so O.C.D.!"
    When they reorganize and color code your Google spreadsheet or something. What they really mean is "No one is more on top of shit than me, so don't even try."
  2. I'm just so "type A"
    Picture is a text from a friend who's basically saying he's so type A that he's lucky he has me to help him be irresponsible - one of the most back handed compliments I've ever received
    Suggested by   @miranda
  3. "I guess I'd rather curl up with a book than go out to a club"
    Suggested by   @LevNovak
  4. I'm a total introvert
    Suggested by   @jessie