THINGS I'M HOLDING WHILE ON THE BUS TO WORK

  1. 3 lbs of baked ziti
  2. 1 large spoon and 1 small spoon
  3. 1 water bottle
  4. 1 coffee cup
  5. 1 purse containing assorted valuables
  6. 1 Pittsburgh Steelers football jersey
  7. 1 deep hatred of this transit system