Best apples, ranked

  1. 1.
    Envy
  2. 2.
    Gala
  3. 3.
    Granny Smith
  4. 4.
    Fuji
  5. 5.
    Golden Delicious
  6. 6.
    Every other apple variety (tied)
  7. 7.
    A literal piece of poo
  8. 8.
    Red delicious