1. How to make a million dollars by age 25.
    Without actually trying.
  2. How to stay young forever.
    Also without actually trying.
  3. How to have an awesome build.
    Again, without actually trying.
  4. How to get away with murder.
    When you didn't try.
  5. How to enjoy life.
    Actually trying.
  6. How to travel the world.
    By accident.
  7. How to time travel.
    While staying young forever (see number 2)