Reasons Rocky Always Won (Usually)
- •He's Rocky.
- •It's so fun to yell "Rocky, Rocky, ...."
- •He has the coolest music to train with.
- •His face is made of silicone putty.
- •He's also Rambo undercover.
- •He runs faster than black guys on the beach.
- •The fight music always climaxes when he is winning (extra motivation).
- •Eye of the tiger.