Being a Vegetarian

The things I'm learning by going Veg
  1. 1.
    I am suddenly very high maintenance, and I don't like it
  2. 2.
    I have to explain my food choices so people will stop suggesting meat dishes my way
  3. 3.
    YES I AM A RABBIT.
  4. 4.
    Or a turtle. Whatever works for you
  5. 5.
    Why do you eat meat? sounds super logical.
  6. 6.
    Tofu....the jury is still out on that one
  7. 7.
    No I am not vegan. No I don't eat fish. Yes....I eat. No. Meat.
  8. 8.
    But will the vegetarian community (is that a thing?!) hate me if I eat Caesar salad.....
  9. 9.
    I KNOW OUR FISHERIES ARE IN DEBT AND WE CANT CONTINUE IN THIS ANIMAL AGRICULTURAL TURMOIL MUCH LONGER
  10. 10.
    But....yes I think I'll still eat Caesar salad.
  11. 11.
    Take that everyone who is readily critiquing my eating habits! HAH!