While the Kid I Nanny Naps

Thoughts aka worries
  1. Can I nap too?
  2. SHIT. GARDENERS GO AWAY
  3. *checks monitor* cool she's still asleep
  4. *checks monitor again*
  5. *checks monitor constantly*
  6. I could do stuff, but it's also just enough time to not do stuff....
  7. Watch TV? *constantly worries about volume levels*
  8. Blows nose *worries about noise level*
  9. *kid let's out a cry* NOBODY MOVE
  10. *kid goes back to sleep* *high fives self*
  11. ....she's still sleeping.....
  12. Omg she's dead, isn't she. *CHECKS MONITOR*