1. When he gave us a new comeback to "I have a headache."
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  2. When he gave us the definition for a responsible person:
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  3. When he gave us this amazing way to get out of anything you don't want to do:
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  4. When he introduced this Star Wars style burn:
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  5. When he called bullshit on bad luck:
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  6. When he reduced the number of stages of grief from 5 to 2:
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  7. When he had no time for "If I were a bird" games:
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  8. When he had to draw the line somewhere:
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  9. When he spoke this TRUTH:
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  10. When he didn't even have to speak to insult people:
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  11. When he thought of good ideas for funerals:
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  12. When he wasn't above using trick questions:
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  13. When he insulted tea:
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  14. When he had no time for cats:
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  15. And finally, when he thought about becoming an author:
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