Someone please take my phone away.
  1. John Krasinski
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    I KNOW that a bunch of your Office costars are on Instagram. Do you not care about their lives?
  2. Kathy Griffin
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    I barely even know who you are.
  3. Connie Britton
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    Your feed must be SO BORING.
  4. Adele
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    This doesn't surprise me at all.
  5. Kerry Washington
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    How scandalous!
  6. Emma Watson
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    THIS IS NOT WHAT INSTAGRAM IS FOR.
  7. Oprah
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    This is so On Brand™ for her.
  8. Beyoncé
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    This is not making me like you more, BEYONCÉ.
  9. Kanye West
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    Does Kim know you don't follow her? That is NOT COOL.
  10. Pope Francis
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    Fun fact: Pope Francis follows like 8 accounts on twitter and they're all him in different languages.
  11. Idris Elba
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    What, you're too cool for everyone else on Instagram? WHATEVER
  12. Betty White
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    She's the only one who's justified in being on this list. Carry on.