Chapter Titles in the Book about My Life So Far

Inspired by @joemurphy and @marymurphy
  1. 1.
    Chimbly: The Story of How I Cracked My Chin Open Twice Because I'm Just So Talented That Way
  2. 2.
    Falling Asleep At Concerts and Other Weird Childhood Memories
  3. 3.
    I Don't Hate You, I'm Just a Picky Eater
  4. 4.
    Not a Smartass, Just An Ass
  5. 5.
    True Life: I'm Taller Than My Teachers
    Just some fun stories about being a super tall kid (and adult).
  6. 6.
    Why I'm Like This: I Wasn't Allowed to Say Shut Up Until I Was 14
    I consider this vital to my character development.
  7. 7.
    The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Jock
    If I can do it, you can do it.
  8. 8.
    So You Thought Your Awkward Years Were Over
    Hahahahaha I hate everything.
  9. 9.
    Why Life Is Stupid and Nothing Matters: The Story of How I Failed My Driving Test
    I stopped at a stop sign.
  10. 10.
    Maryland is Technically a Southern State and Other Confusing Things
    My story of trying to figure out if I'm a southerner or not. I'm still not sure.
  11. 11.
    When The Royal Baby Isn't Born On Your Birthday: A Story Of Acceptance and Moving Forward
  12. 12.
    The Horrible Discovery That I Actually Really Love People
  13. 13.
    So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way
    Except they literally ALL told you it would be this way.