1. Sometimes I eat pizza with a fork and knife
    This is so off brand for me that I usually try to hide it but I CAN'T LIVE A LIE ANYMORE OKAY? Sometimes pizza is messy!
  2. I'm not jumping out of my seat to see Wonder Woman
    Obviously I'm happy it exists because it's about freaking time, but I don't feel this overwhelming desire to get off my ass and go see it. Am I broken?
  3. You know those "we need to make sure you're not a robot" things they make you do when you sign up for an email newsletter? I fail them 90% of the time
    Honestly, they stress me out and I just go "WELL THAT COULD BE A STREET SIGN" even when it 100% could not. I'm surprised I haven't been reported or something.