1. So we've all seen The Office, right? Like that's definitely something that connects us all together?
    If not, go watch it and stop messing around.
  2. There's that episode when Jim and Pam are in marriage counseling and they've been instructed to "speak their truths."
    It was in the Season 9 episode "Paper Airplanes."
  3. And I love this part because I now use "speak my truth" as an excuse to be an asshole.
    Like I needed another reason to be an asshole.
  4. "Look Maddie I just have to speak my truth. I know it's not your fault but you being lactose intolerant is really inconvenient sometimes."
  5. "Mom, I know that you love plants and I love that you love plants, but listening to you talk about plants makes me want to die. Sorry I just have to speak my truth."
  6. "Grandma, I know you're just trying to help, but I'm a really picky eater and when you talk about food it just puts so much pressure on me and I feel like I'm being suffocated. I just need to speak my truth."
  7. Go out there and speak your truths, everyone!