Happy birthday to @bjnovak, one of the few people who keeps Instagram funny. Hope it's a great one! 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉 note: I was inspired to post this early by @jessicaz
  1. We'll start with my personal favorite:
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    Out of all of B.J.'s Instagram pictures, this is by far the one I enjoy the most.
  2. When he exposed Tom Selleck as a rat bastard:
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  3. His response of "You're asking a lot here" is my response to finding anything fun in a store:
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  4. I spent almost every single day of my life in D.C. for four years and I've never seen this sign:
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    Clearly I need to be more observant.
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    Rest in peace Dan the Chronic Man.
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    And his caption of "I'd like this for free, please" shows he doesn't even need this damn book!
  7. When he totally insulted Sony headphones:
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  8. When he revealed that some people just want to see the world burn:
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    And he is one of those people.
  9. When he was excited about having 666,000 followers:
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    Because who wouldn't be?
  10. When he made this excellent point:
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  11. When he alerted us to the existence of this incredible book:
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  12. When he spoke up for those who don't know who Barack Obama is:
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  13. When he called out people who have thousands of bumper stickers on their cars:
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  14. When he had sass for days:
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  15. When he was bummed to find out that this book title was taken:
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  16. When he didn't give a fuck about the rules:
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  17. When he revealed that he has seen his future and it is bleak:
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  18. When he reminded us of what a fantastic place Twitter is:
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  19. When he tried to start shit between beloved kids' shows:
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  20. When he pointed out that anyone can be an insider if you just try hard and believe:
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  21. When he took Rebel Coffee a little too seriously:
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  22. When he encouraged reaching for the stars:
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  23. When he raised important questions:
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  24. When he revealed that he goes grocery shopping with his mom:
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    And made us all ship him and Mindy for the thousandth time.
  25. When he was concerned about the downfall of society:
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  26. When he had fun with Snapchat:
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  27. When he roasted Duct Tape Guy:
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  28. When he had the best ideas:
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    "So many follow up questions" was his caption, and I'm just disappointed that we never got any answers.
  30. When all he could say was 😳:
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  31. When he pointed out that a lot of people use this app and don't follow him:
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    Seriously, who are these people and why are they here?
  32. When he was only interested in forming long-term friendships:
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  33. When he highlighted that we as a society have gone too far:
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  34. When he called bullshit on Whole Foods:
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  35. When he pointed out that this was a total #spoiler:
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  36. When he was just really striking out with the book titles here:
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  37. And, finally, when he showed off his goofy side:
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY B.J.!