Just some things about me
- •I keep a mental list of restaurants that serve real whipped cream and ones that serve fake whipped cream.I don't fuck around when it comes to whipped cream.
- •I feel oddly threatened when people say "my friends."
- •My favorite movie title is The Unbearable Lightness of Being.I have no clue what the movie is about and I've never seen it, but I really like the title.
- •I think the word girlfriend sounds better than boyfriend but the word husband sounds better than wife.Like boyfriend? What a dumb word. And wife? Don't even get me started.
- •The fact that I don't know why Lauren Lapkus got a divorce keeps me up at night.I mean not actually because I'm a really good sleeper, but you know what I mean.