ME, IN JOBS THAT MIGHT MAKE ME FAMOUS

  1. Me as an actress: would be unable to stop laughing and act anytime the script was funny, would get fired.
  2. Me as a writer: would be unable to write anything funny down because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing, would never get published.
  3. Me as a director: would be unable to stop laughing as the actors acted out something funny, would be replaced for the job and never asked back.
  4. Me as a producer: would constantly be laughing as the actors did something funny, production would be halted, and I would be fired.
  5. Me as a dancer: would never be hired for this because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at my ridiculous dance moves.
  6. Me as a singer: would be unable to stop laughing if the lyrics were funny, would be fired.
  7. Me as a comedian: unless the audience loves watching me stand there laughing hysterically at the jokes in my head, unable to share them with the audience, I would be fired immediately.
  8. So, yeah, this is why I've given up any hope of being famous.