(PETTY) WAYS TO BE DEAD TO ME 📁☀️

Inspired by @JGDillard and I'm trying to be like @justjills and clear out my drafts. 115 left!
  1. Drive below the speed limit on the highway.
    You know highways aren't mandatory right? You can just take the back roads!
  2. Cut me in line.
    Listen, I know we're all grown ups here, but no butts no cuts no coconuts!
  3. Call me Ms. Abbott.
    NO NO NO
  4. Post inspirational quotes on social media.
    That reminds me, I need to unfollow Hilary Swank on Instagram.
  5. Relist my list without liking it.
    What did I ever do to you?
  6. Mess up the cheese to sauce ratio on my pizza.
    YOU ARE RUINING PIZZA FOR ME
  7. Whistle or hum
    You know what's even better? Doing literally anything else.
  8. Walk slowly and take up the entire sidewalk.
    I can't.