(PETTY) WAYS TO BE DEAD TO ME 📁☀️
- •Drive below the speed limit on the highway.You know highways aren't mandatory right? You can just take the back roads!
- •Cut me in line.Listen, I know we're all grown ups here, but no butts no cuts no coconuts!
- •Call me Ms. Abbott.NO NO NO
- •Post inspirational quotes on social media.That reminds me, I need to unfollow Hilary Swank on Instagram.
- •Relist my list without liking it.What did I ever do to you?
- •Mess up the cheese to sauce ratio on my pizza.YOU ARE RUINING PIZZA FOR ME
- •Whistle or humYou know what's even better? Doing literally anything else.
- •Walk slowly and take up the entire sidewalk.I can't.