QUOTES FROM THE KIDS I NANNY FOR

I nanny for a 2.5 year old, a 6 year old, and a 9 year old. These aren't word for word exact quotes, but the general gist is the same. Inspired by @alyssapoliti
  1. "Wow." (Like true, genuine amazement upon finding out that my car was waterproof)
    It started to rain, and we were all looking at the street out the front window, and 6 said, "oh no, your car's going to get all wet!" And I said, "it's okay, my car's waterproof." And the 6 year old and 9 year old were truly amazed. I don't think the 2.5 year old understood.
  2. "You should use (some random acne product she saw in an infomercial) on your face. It's for big kids. It's for- how old are you? (Me: 19) 19 year olds. Yeah. It's 19 and up."
    The 6 year old, boosting my self esteem since 2010.
  3. "They're from different movies, but that's his daughter. It's true."
    This was the 6 year old explaining to me that Princess Anna from Frozen was Captain Barbosa's daughter. And I said, "oh really, how do you know that?" And she said, "I can't remember where I heard that. I just know it's true."
  4. "Who's staying with you?"
    The 6 year old, upon learning that my parents were out of town.
  5. This conversation which I already listed about here: ADULTHOOD! F*** YEAH!
  6. "She wears makeup when she goes out to parties. When she parties."
    6 asked me if I was wearing makeup and 9 made this assumption about my life.