Reasons Why I Am A 90 Year Old Trapped In A 19 Year Old's Body

  1. I don't like loud noises, and I will shush you if I think you are being too loud.
    Someone buy me this.
  2. I need at least 8 hours of sleep a night or I can't function.
    This is an actual photo of me.
  3. I would live in my pajamas if I could.
    Look how cute this guy is! Love that onesie. And yes I do own a onesie. Two in fact.
  4. I like to eat dinner at 5 or earlier.
    One time I was like "can we start discussing leaving for dinner" and my friends were like "Lexie it's 4:45."
  5. I like to take frequent naps.
    I get tired, okay?
  6. I don't understand partying, and I would rather stay in than go out.
    You mean I have to put on real clothes? Ughhhhhhhhhhh
  7. I like to go to bed early.
    Now that I'm in college, I try to stay up late like all the other cool kids, but I'm usually out by 11. Sometimes earlier.
  8. My hips hurt if I don't stretch them. And now my knee has been acting up. I'm a thousand years old.