Reasons Why I Am A 90 Year Old Trapped In A 19 Year Old's Body
- •I don't like loud noises, and I will shush you if I think you are being too loud.Someone buy me this.
- •I need at least 8 hours of sleep a night or I can't function.This is an actual photo of me.
- •I would live in my pajamas if I could.Look how cute this guy is! Love that onesie. And yes I do own a onesie. Two in fact.
- •I like to eat dinner at 5 or earlier.One time I was like "can we start discussing leaving for dinner" and my friends were like "Lexie it's 4:45."
- •I like to take frequent naps.I get tired, okay?
- •I don't understand partying, and I would rather stay in than go out.You mean I have to put on real clothes? Ughhhhhhhhhhh
- •I like to go to bed early.Now that I'm in college, I try to stay up late like all the other cool kids, but I'm usually out by 11. Sometimes earlier.
- •My hips hurt if I don't stretch them. And now my knee has been acting up. I'm a thousand years old.