I really wish that this weren't true, but I have to face facts.
  1. My dog only weighs 20 pounds.
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    SHE'S REALLY CUTE THOUGH. And she hates cats.
  2. I'm a vegetarian.
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  3. I drink skim milk.
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  4. I love technology.
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  5. I make jokes constantly.
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  6. We do have one thing in common though:
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