Reasons why Ron Swanson would hate me

I really wish that this weren't true, but I have to face facts.
  1. 1.
    My dog only weighs 20 pounds.
    SHE'S REALLY CUTE THOUGH. And she hates cats.
  2. 2.
    I'm a vegetarian.
  3. 3.
    I drink skim milk.
  4. 4.
    I love technology.
  5. 5.
    I make jokes constantly.
  6. 6.
    We do have one thing in common though: