THINGS MY FUTURE HUSBAND WILL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT

For better or worse just got really fucking real.
  1. He's driving us everywhere, forever.
    I hate driving. Sorry.
  2. I want at least two dogs. He doesn't have to love them but he has to tolerate them.
    I'll take care of them but he has to at least be nice to them.
  3. I like to keep my bedroom cold at night.
    I'm not saying it'll be like a freezer, but 70 degrees Fahrenheit is the highest I'm willing to go.
  4. Sometimes I just want silence. And by sometimes I mean 80% of the time.
    I'm not a fan of humming, whistling, or singing to yourself. Do that in your head.