Times I feel like a badass

  1. When my Spanish professor asks me a question and I answer in English.
    I hope she thinks I can't speak Spanish and thinks she has failed as a teacher.
  2. When I walk into a test and I'm not confident that I have a pencil.
    This one is somewhat accidental. I never use pencils because I hate them, so when I go into a test and I need one because of scantrons, it's mostly just that I forgot.
  3. When I wear ripped jeans.
  4. When I use my phone during Spanish.
    She teaches us for like 2 seconds and then sends us off to do group work for the rest of class. You're sitting on your ass not doing anything, I'm gonna check my damn phone!