You're On Notice

Inspired by @Nicholas
  1. The people who have "my child is on the honor roll at (some stupid middle school)" bumper stickers
    It's literally the equivalent of driving around with a bumper sticker that says "I made $500,000 last year! GO ME!" Maybe one day I'll shut up about this, but that day is not today.
  2. Pencils
    They're never dark enough, they get dull way too fast, and for some reason, my professors keep creating reasons for us to use them.
  3. The girl in my anatomy class who always has to comment on EVERYTHING
    She interrupted my friend today and we were all like
  4. My grandma, who has butt dialed me 5 times in the last week
    Grandma, it has to stop.
  5. People who call me instead of texting
    Why are you like this.