THINGS MY PARENTS SAY THAT ANNOY ME

Apparently I'm just stupid is what there getting at
  1. "You guys just don't understand"
  2. "What time will you be home, I hope it's not late"
  3. "You guys really don't understand how the world works"
  4. "Don't forget to feed the dog"
  5. "Don't forget to lock the doors when you leave"