Things I Wondered While I Was Getting My Hair Washed

  1. Should my eyes be open
  2. Should my eyes be closed
  3. Should there be this much water on my face
  4. Am I breathing too much
  5. Do I have that ear smell right now
  6. Is my dandruff getting in the way
  7. Should I make conversation
  8. Is the water actually fine or am I just saying that
  9. How much do I tip
  10. Do I look like I'm having an orgasm