When I was in high school I had an idea for a distillery that made literature-themed alcohol. It would come in rectangular bottles and the labels would look like jacket art. They could be purchased individually or as a set called The Classics.
  1. Tequila Mockingbird
    I've seen this as a cocktail name a few times and I still sort of think I came up with it first.
  2. Dr. Zhivodka
  3. A Tale of Two Whiskeys
    It was the best of ryes, it was the worst of ryes.
  4. The Rum Also Rises
  5. Adventures of Huckleberry Gin
  6. The Great Gatsbeer
    We would also have a brewery.