MY SUPERPOWERS

If I were to assemble a team of ListAppers, what would you bring to the table?
  1. Eyeliner application (see HOW TO DO EYELINER LIKE A FRENCH BABE: HOW TO DO WINGED EYELINER LIKE A FRENCH BABE)
    The whole team would look 🔥
  2. Cooking perfect latkes.
    Invaluable.
  3. Recalling things I've heard exactly. In middle school my friends would have me recite Shrek at recess.
    Could be used for tactical or entertainment purposes.
  4. Long gangly arms (there is not a spot on my back that I can't scratch).
    When I get those things going it's like having a force field.
  5. Naming pets (see ANIMALS ON MY FARM: ANIMALS ON MY FARM)
    What if we find a litter of kittens?
  6. Logistics surrounding fun activities.
    Oh, y'all want to go on a field trip to the Salem Witch Museum? I got this.
  7. Tricking you into thinking our conversation will be quick and then keeping you on the phone for forty minutes.
    Suggested by   @babystevens
  8. I'll provide the playlists
    It's all I do anyway
    Suggested by   @anniepebbles
  9. Untangling necklace chains
    Suggested by   @EmmaS
  10. Extensive pop culture knowledge & the ability to perfectly rap "Sunrise" by Childish Gambino
    Suggested by   @krista
  11. Hair Braiding
    I'll make sure we all look great while still being practical in a variety of situations
    Suggested by   @alexandra
  12. Getting the team to places/events/meetings on time.
    Suggested by   @KellyMc
  13. Arts & Crafts
    Entertainment and functional... Well most of the time
    Suggested by   @bestofnicolemarie
  14. Breakfast making.
    You'll want to move in.
    Suggested by   @alligeeshow
  15. Someone that always remembers to water the plants. (M
    Suggested by   @alemar
  16. Perfectly guessing who was a super Lego fan as a kid by looking at someone's hands
    Suggested by   @olive
  17. perfectly gauging which size Tupperware belongs to which leftover dish
    Suggested by   @rebeccazemel
  18. Recognizing people from behind (in a noncreepy way! Even in sweats! Across the highway and a football field!)
    Suggested by   @slg710