QUESTIONS I ASKED LOUDLY AT A PARTY WHERE I WAS THE ONLY GIRL IN ATTENDANCE
I'd had a few.
- •What's the price of admission here? A Y chromosome?
- •Do you, like, know any girls?
- •Was the invite list to this party an investment banker's LinkedIn network?
- •Was this on purpose?
- •What is this, a phallus fiesta?
- •Is the boy version of cycles syncing gonna happen? Am I gonna suddenly start being interested in race cars and Kate Upton?
- •Are you not allowed to have boy-girl parties?
- •Is this what "members only" means?
- •What is this, a kielbasa convention?