QUESTIONS I ASKED LOUDLY AT A PARTY WHERE I WAS THE ONLY GIRL IN ATTENDANCE

I'd had a few.
  1. What's the price of admission here? A Y chromosome?
  2. Do you, like, know any girls?
  3. Was the invite list to this party an investment banker's LinkedIn network?
  4. Was this on purpose?
  5. What is this, a phallus fiesta?
  6. Is the boy version of cycles syncing gonna happen? Am I gonna suddenly start being interested in race cars and Kate Upton?
  7. Are you not allowed to have boy-girl parties?
  8. Is this what "members only" means?
  9. What is this, a kielbasa convention?