THE 5 STAGES OF CUTTING YOUR BANGS TOO SHORT

  1. Denial
    They only look too short because they're not lying flat. They're like curled under or something. That's it. I've been cutting my own bangs for seven years, I know when I've done enough.
  2. Anger
    HOW!?
  3. Bargaining
    Maybe I can go for a Bettie Page kind of thing. Beyoncé had baby bangs, there's precedent for this. Maybe I'm just one of those edgy girls with tiny bangs, round sunglasses, and black lipstick now. Yeah, I'm edgy.
  4. Depression
    Sigh.
  5. Acceptance
    They'll grow.