THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE
Inspired by @sabrinakristine, I'm late to the party but I love this!
- •What is your favorite word?Constellation.
- •What is your least favorite word?Curdle.
- •What turns you on?A conversation, humor, and competence.
- •What turns you off?Indifference and ignorance.
- •What is your favorite curse word?Motherfucker.
- •What sound or noise do you love?Autumn leaves.
- •What sound or noise do you hate?Someone touching balloons.
- •What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Wildlife photographer.
- •What profession would you not like to do?Donald Trump campaign manager.
- •If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Wait 'til you see the view.