THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE

Inspired by @sabrinakristine, I'm late to the party but I love this!
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Constellation.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Curdle.
  3. What turns you on?
    A conversation, humor, and competence.
  4. What turns you off?
    Indifference and ignorance.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Motherfucker.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Autumn leaves.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Someone touching balloons.
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Wildlife photographer.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Donald Trump campaign manager.
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    Wait 'til you see the view.