This is the best train ride of my life.
  1. Someone sharing with you does not mean you have to share back.
    Just because Toby gave me some damp graham crackers does not mean I need to give that sucker my car.
  2. I don't have to be nice.
    Maybe I don't feel like it.
  3. Parents just don't understand.
    Listen up mom, you don't understand this dynamic so butt out.
  4. Toby sucks.