Inspired by @brookielyons
  1. You have the personality of someone who used to be very ugly.
  2. Your face should be on currency.
  3. Your eyes look like the bottom of a pool on a sunny day.
    Said by the most popular boy in my class when I was a huge loser. I almost passed out.
  4. You have a chin like Superman.
  5. You would have killed it 100 years ago.