Real or hypothetical. I think about this a lot.
  1. Hermione Danger
  2. Zooey Deschanhell On Wheels
  3. Amber Alert
  4. Sally Ride or Die
  5. Daisy BuCannon
  6. Stevie Dropkicks
  7. Laura Open-Palm-Her
  8. Alfred Bitchknock
  9. Kourtney Carcrashian
  10. Jane Beer King
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  11. The Arabian Rifle
    My grandpa used to call me this. I'm not Arabian, but my childhood home was on Arabian Road
    Suggested by @hannahbee
  12. Pinkie Lovelace
    Suggested by @nikkilounoel
  13. Little Dead Riding Hood
    💀💀💀💀💀
    Suggested by @drugs
  14. Bitchsquiat
    Suggested by @olive
  15. Hammer
    Bc I brought a hammer in my backpack to school for a week in 8th grade. Idk why
    Suggested by @olive
  16. Ruth Slaughter Ginsburg
    Or Slay-ter. Like The band Slater.
    Suggested by @olive
  17. Brick James
    Suggested by @olive
  18. Cherry poppins
    Works for both roller derby and porn
    Suggested by @olive
  19. Fleetwood Crack
    Suggested by @olive
  20. Joni Bitchell
    Suggested by @olive
  21. Drillary Clinton
    Suggested by @olive
  22. Chester Copperpot
    Suggested by @dev
  23. Cyndi Pops Her (instead of Lauper)
    Suggested by @shanaz
  24. Ellen Damnation
    Suggested by @meganriordan
  25. Crybaby
    TBH it's a tough name
    Suggested by @olive
  26. Greasa Simpson
    Suggested by @olive
  27. Españroll
    Would have been more appropriate when I was speaking Spanish more often but still, it's a pretty solid name
    Suggested by @sssssssss
  28. Pam Slamwich
    Suggested by @jphever
  29. Scare 'N' Fight 451
    Incredibly hypothetical.
    Suggested by @faithyfizer
  30. Amelia Bearheart
    Suggested by @lindseyryanb
  31. Wikibleedia
    Suggested by @bdot
  32. Erykah Badoom
    Suggested by @gagneet
  33. Hate Middleton
    Suggested by @gagneet
  34. Mary-Hate & Smashley 👯
    hypothetically these would be roller derby twin sisters
    Suggested by @danika
  35. Braxton Kicks
    Suggested by @TT
  36. Hate Winslet
    Suggested by @the_boom
  37. Rita Slayworth
    Retro-chic but mean as hell
    Suggested by @alligeeshow
  38. Barrel Streep
    Suggested by @brewer
  39. Nothin' Bundt Trouble
    Static
    💪🏻
    Suggested by @kcupcaker
  40. Bertha Control
    Suggested by @feedmedarling
  41. Baroness von Punchausen
    She's the best-named player in the California WFTA league.
    Suggested by @NicWester
  42. moaknado
    Suggested by @moaknado
  43. Yoko Oh No!
    Suggested by @thisisgreg
  44. Holl-on-Wheels (accompanied by The Red Menace- my ginger husband).
    Suggested by @hollyween
  45. Sudden Beth
    Suggested by @heyyoukid415
  46. Sushi Splatter
    This was my latest real derby name, with a reference to sushi platter and my nickname, Sushi, that I got through a misunderstanding. I still have friends who call me Sushi though I haven't played in 4 years. 😀
    Suggested by @petralbertina
  47. Jo-Ann Stabrics
    Suggested by @joannfabrics
  48. Sass-quatch
    Suggested by @chrissydot
  49. Tina Slay
    Suggested by @jesssmith
  50. Fran Shredder
    A play on Fran Drescher if that isn't clear
    Suggested by @alanarogerrrrs
  51. Two-Bitch Matthews
    I grew up reading the Outsiders
    Suggested by @alanarogerrrrs
  52. Sally Monella
    Suggested by @drmom
  53. Ann Thrax
    Suggested by @drmom
  54. Kelly Ka-POW!-ski
    Suggested by @millercourt
  55. Holly Go-Bite-Me
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  56. The Last PAINbender
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  57. Gory KILLmore
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  58. AphroDIEte
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  59. Audrey HepBurn 'Em All to Hell
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  60. Chanel No. DEATH
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  61. Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
    (For the junior league)
    Suggested by @xtineengels
  62. Grain Assault
    My sister thought this was the actual phrase into her 20s.
    Suggested by @bakesandmakes25
  63. Erin Sock-a-bitch
    Suggested by @micaelastan
  64. Gwen Stabfunny
    Suggested by @undeadsinatra
  65. Xtina Pull-your-hair-a
    Suggested by @undeadsinatra
  66. Patty LaBreak
    Suggested by @Karl_0
  67. Celine Destroy
    Suggested by @Karl_0
  68. Dione Scarrwick
    Suggested by @Karl_0
  69. Tappan Zee Gas Pedal
    Suggested by @pgMullen
  70. Snarly Rae Jepsen
    Suggested by @kendrawcandraw